以便于英语爱好者阅读，我把它弄成英文
Thief gentleman:
If you read this letter, is unfortunate, gate height one foot, robs high one ten feet, you successfully destroyed the burglar-proof door which we buy newly, becomes thief who 10th enters my house.
Mr. thief, in the envelope has 50 Yuan, you are taking first, is the good luck, then bears the temper to read off this letter. Although this room seems very chaotic, but each same thing is orderly, you want to ask any me to tell you equally equally, please do not turn randomly, some things are not worth a red cent to you, but is very actually important to us. Also, my natural disposition is not too diligent, also did not want to travel comes back to tidy up the room laboriously again, but also looked at the coordination.
You come my family, the main purpose definitely is “borrows” the money, we had paid just out the wages and the allowance, but hit in bank Cary, the bankcard we were bringing along with. For does not make you to be too disappointed, also thanks your coordination, I have put 183 dollars in the computer table first drawer, you take away 100, is left over we remain are doing grocery shopping. You possibly disliked that these 100 Yuan are too few, you at heart will also be scolding: “sends to beg for food!”That takes a thing.
The computer do not move, the thing which this is goes to college when buys, now is old cannot hit the rich people, you were take also cannot sell several money, but must rent a car, said again also easily was discovered by the human, inside this had I and the old public network loved when the electronic love letter and we when QQ chirp said askewly disgusting words. In order to thank you to our great love support, I has also put 100 Yuan under the keyboard, please note searches and collects.
You see corner that the guitar? The acoustic fidelity is very good, was husband's one girlfriend delivered before the wedding, you took away it, could sell several money, also has helped my busy, by mine training, I could not lose it from the window, although I saw it was not feeling well. Our family strangeest was in the balcony that refrigerator, you inserted its power source try, heard? It will sing unexpectedly. Is I the elimination product which pulls back from my mother family.
This thing is also big, the refrigeration is not too good, suggested that do not move. Also has that television, the secondary market buys, spends 80 Great Yuan, if you must certainly take, I am not blocking you. Child room's these toys suggested that do not move, my family is poor, the child does not afford the toy, there has many are my husband with abandons the goods to manufacture, may say that each is pouring into the husband's sentiment of sincere beloved son. You will work in the future also as child daddy, you will understand.
To thank your understanding, the gate released 50 Yuan cashes. The bedroom you did not want, was the very personal place after all. What? You have entered, you may not be obedient really, you saw, that window blind and the bedspread were my needle needle sew. You saw certainly the headstock, have not attempted it to start, actually inside anything does not have, only then needle and thread fairy tale book and so on little thing. That cream-colored button is a switch, if you must certainly look, that presses, but suggests you not to according to .
If you have not pressed, that arrives at here, my family also really did not have what thing to be possible to be filial piety you. You have gained 300 Yuan cashes in one hour, is also the high salary, while receives, goes to the downstairs hotel to buy several vegetables to taste; If you have pressed that button, then your hand certainly was gripped now, you have three ways to be possible to leave, one, cuts off the arm; Second, hits 110, seeks help pol.ice; Third, waits for us to come back, we in February 5 3:00 pm punctual proficient.
Wishes you All things are not smooth.
Benevolent house-owner in January, 2008 1 with the People's Republic of China
